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May 04 Whassup?I'm starting to hate this question. Whassup, what's new, what's cooking, what plans, what what what...it's just never ending. What's more annoying is that I don't know what's up.
So everyday when I get a dozen "wahssup IMs", I have to ponder for a bit. Do I say something boring(but true) like "ssdd" (same shit different day)... or, maybe just for fun, just to pep myself up, say something like "Hey..I'm having a super fantastic day"!..There, I start feeling better already, made the other guy who is probably killing time on a boring afternoon curious as hell. Or something even better like.... "Damnn...there is so much happening.,...gosh!! have so much to tell you, but no time now...have to rush to a meeting. laters!" You'll have the guy pinging you every fifteen minutes, "so...you back from your meeting yet??? tell me tell me"
On other days, some really bad days, I do wait for someone to ping me with good ol' "Whassup"...so I can unleash the "Louussy day man...bad meetings, I hate this job, hate good for nothing client servicing, hate advertising, don't know how I wasted six years in this shitty place, tired of this, planning on quitting soon" Phew! Note: so pauses, no fullstops, just the vomit! Even cooler if the response is "Same here macha, guess what...after all the work I put in, they gave me a pathetic 20% increment! Seriously da, maybe we should consider joining a call centre, or I hear these technical writers get paid really well. Seriously... advertising sucks!"
Hmmm... so I'm feeling better already, atleast I got a decent increment.
Which brings me to 'Gloat Day', when you ping all your hundred and fifty contacts with a "sssup..supp suup", quickly followed by a "Guess what...I'm going to Spain next week!", so fast.. before they put you off with a "having a crappy day, or off to a meeting, or too busy to talk"
Today, is just a normal day for me. I have no news to report, no stories to cook up, no gossip to share, but if you were to pop the question whassup question, I have an answer..."I'll tell you what's up... It took twenty three seconds for the office elevator to bring me up to the third floor, but it takes my apartment elevator twenty one seconds to go up three floors to my house. Now, why am I counting elevator seconds?... that's precisely what I'm thinking about right this moment..so that's what's up."
Mood today:
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